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- joernchen
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- @joern@threatactor.club
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Your mom's favorite hacker!
My other account is @joernchen
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How many hours have you personally wasted by disassembling a binary file with the wrong CPU setting?
🔔CFP for #OffensiveCon26 is STILL open.
If you want a slot on one of the most technical offensive security stages out there, this is it.
We’re looking for real, original work: cutting-edge security research, novel exploit techniques, and deep technical investigations that actually move the field forward. Ready or not, the deadline is coming.
🗓️ CFP Deadline: 1 March 2026, 6:00 pm UTC
📬 Submit your talk: https://buff.ly/bPTM6wl
⏳ Last weeks. No extensions.
Katzen & Bass
Denkt dran Kinders:
Erst wenn der Subwoofer die Katze inhaliert, fickt der Bass richtig übel!
Last week I wondered when https://openinframap.org/ would be classified as terrorism - this week already we're a step further.
new year new meme
67 is so over. it’s time for 4️⃣ 5️⃣
For the Berlin peeps:
I’ll be playing some tunes tonight together with the amazing poco1oco, don’t miss out https://www.eschschloraque.de/vinyltrottel-02012026
Happy twenty twenty something, may it treat YOU well!
So the big thing in Bug Bounty now seems to be letting an LLM generate artificial PoCs for "issues" within a trust boundary.
Basically what's submitted as proof would be a snippet of code demonstrating a library "vulnerability" where all further context is left out.
Caffeine done like IDGAF, my 'Zero Fucks Given' cup with a double (maybe triple) Espresso Macchiato and some ice cold Club Mate.
¯\(ツ)/¯
@raptor @joern There is! https://downdetectorsdowndetector.com/ seems to be wrong though :(
Happy cloudflare is down day to those who celebrate
Stealth died 😢 A member of Team-Teso, Phrack staff, and many other groups. A true hacker—perhaps as true as a hacker can ever be. WE MISS YOU. 🩷
More: https://thc.org/404
<stealth> we had joy we had fun we had a rootshell on a sun.
If you're a #security person aka #infosec my employer is hiring. While most of the open positions are tied to a region, it is #allremote here.
https://about.gitlab.com/jobs/all-jobs/#security
If you're a #coder (mainly #Ruby, #golang, #RubyonRails, some #Python) there are open positions as well. Again, we're #allremote here.
Happy Friday
This MacOS (APFS?) quirk was mentioned at the pub last night, and I still cannot believe this actually works when I tried it myself
If you could go back and time and reverse ONE thing, which would it be?
i would be _so_ pissed https://joshua.hu/ai-slop-okta-nextjs-0auth-security-vulnerability
I’m slightly mad….
What stands in my way of having a nice vulnerability is the apparent inability of certain LLMs to emit \r (carriage return). For some reason they keep emitting \n (newline) instead.
@picofarad that reminds me of the time some corporate security engineer asked my team to build guardrails to guarantee the EICAR test virus can't escape onto the internal network 😂
