Profile for joern

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joernchen :cute_dumpster_fire:
Username
@joern@threatactor.club
Role
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About joern

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Your mom's favorite hacker!

My other account is @joernchen

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joernchen :cute_dumpster_fire: , @joern
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Boost of @freddy@security.plumbing
joernchen :cute_dumpster_fire: , @joern
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Boost of @simplenomad@chaos.social
🐘 Simple Nomad 🐘 , @simplenomad@chaos.social
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So I've unfollowed everyone on the bird space and removed all DMs. I was mainly following and folk with a smattering of and related accounts, which I am slowly finding here. Leaving my bird followers in place so if they migrate here they can use one of the automated processes that finds who they are following there, and potentially find me. Feels good.

joernchen :cute_dumpster_fire: , @joern
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Boost of @postmodern@infosec.exchange
postmodern , @postmodern@infosec.exchange
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Hot Take: we should stop putting those "for educational purposes only" disclaimers on offensive security software. They are not legally binding and probably provide no real protection. Plus every OSS license already has a no-liability clause. Continuing to put those disclaimer on software has the same energy as those "confidential email, do not distribute" disclaimers people put on their outgoing emails; which are also not legally binding because reading a disclaimer is not the same as signing a legal document.

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Shitposting in the fediverse: so much joy.

Birdsite shitposting seems mostly about Mr. Musk nowadays.

joernchen :cute_dumpster_fire: , @joern
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Boost of @bcrypt@infosec.exchange
yan , @bcrypt@infosec.exchange
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hot take: you should be suspicious about anyone who unironically boasts about being on the forbes 30 under 30 list.

1. it's actually like 600 under 30 and they know it
2. it's largely meaningless cuz (at least back in the day) all you had to do was be friends with someone who worked at Forbes to make the list in some of the categories that Forbes didn't know much about
3. if you actually try to get on the list, you probably value self-promotion/networking more than you should

i am on the list for completely dumb reasons and i hope people stop taking it seriously.